Gender Enthusiast Pillows

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Woman carries the world.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'Seesh...I'm really tired of how men are always depicted as clueless dolts!!...I didn't say it's inaccurate, just that I'm tired of seeing it...'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Men Win Again

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Corporate Punishment.

A feminist Christmas.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Ready for Hillary, 2017/Overseas Edition

"She's always like this at this time of the month!"

Bourgeois Feminism

"Hillary will be the first female U.S. president. But she has trouble getting white males to vote for her."

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Female Boss 2

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"I was against the war, but my objections fell on deaf ears."

"I mean why don't we have a men's month!"

'I've got SO much on my plate right now, Steve - Ask me again when I'm fifty.'

Gender Reveal

'She's the only girl in her home economics class.'

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."

Gender equality: step up to a level playing field.

''Love, honor, and obey'? - This needs a REWRITE!'

'The money I make working pays for a better life for my child.'