Gender Neutral Enthusiast Pillows

Hoping for a boy or girl?

The Working Woman's Magazine

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'Don't be so sexist, sweet cheeks.'

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

Sweet Girl Graduates

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

Not very ladylike. Please help.

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Gender Equality in hte USA

'Oh, I don't know -- Tell Adam to try patriarchy for awhile and we'll see how it works out.'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

The Best Man For The Job Is A WOman

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'There are currently no women on the board, but three of the members are very effeminate.'

"The company is determined to implement an equal opportunities policy that eradicates any suggestion of sexist behavior. If anyone doesn't treat you as one of the chaps then I want to know about it!"

'Can you start by telling us what sex you are?'

Be My P.C.V

"We don't like the way you refer to them as 'hymns'."

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

"We welcome our first female employee - to make you feel more comfortable, we put some feminine hygiene products by the water cooler for you!"

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'Fetch us a couple of beers before we start, luv.'

Shows Targeted to men/Shows targeted to women

"It says, 'Formal'. Do you have clean socks to wear with your sandals?"

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"You kissed me without my consent and woke me up from the best nap ever - and I'm supposed to be grateful?"