Gender Identity Enthusiast Pillows

Possible diversity of genders in online discussion.

'You checked both male and female on your entry form. What are you, fella...some sort of comedian?'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"Don't be ridiculous. You're an amoeba; you don't have a gender."

"It's a boy! Of course, you're entitled to seek a second opinion."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Corporate Punishment.

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"How could I have problems with female managers? I've got a wife and two daughters!"

"This trend towards gender equality is a worry."

Sweet Girl Graduates

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

Not very ladylike. Please help.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. X - Miss Brown takes her cousin out fishing,

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

'Oh, I don't know -- Tell Adam to try patriarchy for awhile and we'll see how it works out.'

Gender Equality in hte USA

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

"I identify as it/it."

It's a boy.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

'We need to get an equal pay expert in...'

'There are currently no women on the board, but three of the members are very effeminate.'

"The company is determined to implement an equal opportunities policy that eradicates any suggestion of sexist behavior. If anyone doesn't treat you as one of the chaps then I want to know about it!"

'Fetch us a couple of beers before we start, luv.'

Be My P.C.V