Gender Reveal Enthusiast Pillows

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Corporate Punishment.

Man's Logic/Woman's Logic

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Gender Reveal

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Baby restaurant

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"It's a boy!"

Fly Gender Reveal

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

"It's a boy!"

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"At this age, you're lucky if any of your close friends have been born yet."

"Who are we to assign gender?"

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

'When I said to get in touch with your feminine side, Gerald, I didn't mean by having 42DD's installed'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

Part Time Woman Wanted.

'He worked all day, came home and vacuumed, folded laundry, and cooked dinner. He got in touch with his feminine side.'

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'