Gender Reveal Aficionado Pillows

"We'd like it sexing."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Baby restaurant

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

Gender Reveal

The Three Wise Women

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

Fish Lifeguard

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"You guys are like the worst parents ever! I'm running away to join Wall Street!"

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"It's a boy!"

"Our tribe is like most others. The men hunt and the women gather."

Cocktails and Beer

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

Fly Gender Reveal

"It's a boy!"

"Who are we to assign gender?"

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"At this age, you're lucky if any of your close friends have been born yet."