Gender Reveal Enthusiasts Pillows

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Gender Reveal

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

Baby restaurant

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Fly Gender Reveal

It's a boy.

"It's a boy!"

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"It's a boy!"

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"Who are we to assign gender?"

"At this age, you're lucky if any of your close friends have been born yet."

You can watch him tonight - I'm going on a gatherers night out.

'When I said to get in touch with your feminine side, Gerald, I didn't mean by having 42DD's installed'

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Part Time Woman Wanted.

A tiny man stuck in a woman's cleavage.

"It's a boy! Of course, you're entitled to seek a second opinion."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."