Gender Reveal Party Pillows

"Who are we to assign gender?"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Crime Writer's Society.

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Gender Reveal

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

Baby restaurant

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

"It's a boy!"

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

Fly Gender Reveal

"It's a boy!"

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

"Spin the Noodle"

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"At this age, you're lucky if any of your close friends have been born yet."