Gender Reveal Party Pillows

"Who are we to assign gender?"

"Our new bundle of joy is. . . both sexes!"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Crime Writer's Society.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

Gender Reveal

Baby restaurant

Cow's Surprise Party.

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

"We don’t care if it’s a boy or a girl, as long as it’s not annoying."

PINATA SURPRISE!

"Will there be a gender reveal party?"

"It's a boy!"

It's a boy.

Fly Gender Reveal

'She doesn't know this is a surprise party... so, watch her expression when I tell her I used her eggs in the cake...'

Trick or Treaters: What ARE you wearing?

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

"It's a boy!"

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

You can watch him tonight - I'm going on a gatherers night out.

"He wants a hunter, I want a gatherer."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"It's a boy, so far... check back later!"

"At this age, you're lucky if any of your close friends have been born yet."