Surprise Party Pillows

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Don't forget to yell 'Surprise!'.'

'Am I the only one who's uneasy about this?'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Am I the only one who's uneasy about this?'

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Little Princess.

"Surprise!"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I think it stopped breathing."

Thesaurus Company

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

Bee costume

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"I've got a strict work/life policy at work... Anyone who has a life doesn't work anymore!"

Children playing games

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'