Surprise Party Pillows

Cow's Surprise Party.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

PINATA SURPRISE!

'Don't forget to yell 'Surprise!'.'

'Am I the only one who's uneasy about this?'

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

'Whoa! Hold it, fellas! My bad! These orders say 'Surprise Attack'! Not 'Surprise Party'!'

'She doesn't know this is a surprise party... so, watch her expression when I tell her I used her eggs in the cake...'

'Am I the only one who's uneasy about this?'

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Surprise!"

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Big Bang Theory.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I think it stopped breathing."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Thesaurus Company

Happy birthday Dung Beetle