Surprise Party Planner Pillows

Thanks to new security precautions, Bob's surprise party held no surprises.

Cat at Surprise Party.

"Wait! Anybody that amazing with balloons deserves to live."

"Ok... on the count of three, let's all jump out, shout "Surprise!" and then kill everyone."

"Do you think he was surprised?"

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Cardiac Recovery.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."