Surprise Party Planner Pillows

Thanks to new security precautions, Bob's surprise party held no surprises.

Cat at Surprise Party.

"Wait! Anybody that amazing with balloons deserves to live."

"Ok... on the count of three, let's all jump out, shout "Surprise!" and then kill everyone."

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Cardiac Recovery.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."