Surprise Parties Pillows

"Shhh, this will be the best surprise party ever."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Wine Lady

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Join me in a Martini?

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Surprise!"

Party time.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Big Bang Theory.

Children's Party

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Don't go in there!!"

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Cinéma Vérité

Barbecue

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

How to read the dress code?