Surprise Party Fan Pillows

PINATA SURPRISE!

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'I found the termites!'

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

I want to hold your hand

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

'He's been shot!'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

French Animal Noises.

Boy George.

Bayonne Festival

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

No Shoes, No Service.

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

Cow's Surprise Party.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 1

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Hey, it's 5am somewhere, am I right?

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"