Surprise Party Goer Pillows

Unfortunately, Jack is easily startled....

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Beach con-man.

The devil you know and his plus one

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Die alone"

Monster Roller Coaster

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

Genie in a trash can.

'Dropped my dentures.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

The Popup Blocker is Born

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

"I thought you said the helium was only gonna make my voice higher."