Awkward Partygoer Pillows

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."

"Die alone"

'Right now, I feel like I'm in the ugly moth stage of my new job!'

Hank is full of holiday leer.

Beach con-man.

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The devil you know and his plus one

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Nervous at a party.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"The originator of the office birthday party."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Monster Roller Coaster

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

'Dropped my dentures.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.