Awkward Partygoer Gifts

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."

"Die alone"

'Right now, I feel like I'm in the ugly moth stage of my new job!'

Hank is full of holiday leer.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Beach con-man.

The devil you know and his plus one

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Peel poker.

Worried man looking at stock market chart on his computer screen with office party going on in the background.

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Nervous at a party.

Stag night high jinks.

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'Honey, I would love to go out with you, but I feel like an idiot at all your friends' parties. The conversations are always way above my head.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Did you make a wish?'

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Monster Roller Coaster

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'I'm calling you a cab.'