Noisy Partygoer Gifts

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Beach con-man.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Peel poker.

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"My compliments to the sommelier."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Aperitif?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"