Party-goer In Disguise Gifts

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

Peel poker.

Carioca

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Aperitif?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

Monk on the beach

Down on Bourbon Street...

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Vampire Bat