The Pretending Partygoer Pillows

"A few of us are going out later to pretend like we're having a good time if you'd like to join."

Beach con-man.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

Romans.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Vampire Bat

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Clownton Abbey

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"Die alone"

Donald Trump

"The originator of the office birthday party."

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'Did you make a wish?'

A frat party at an online university

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Monster Roller Coaster

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

Christmas Hat Tree