The Pretending Partygoer Mugs

"A few of us are going out later to pretend like we're having a good time if you'd like to join."

Beach con-man.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The devil you know and his plus one

Romans.

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Vampire Bat

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Donald Trump

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"Die alone"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"You must be the one they call the birthday kid!"

A frat party at an online university

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'Is there a doctor in the house other than Doctor Love?'

Monster Roller Coaster

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'