Quirky Partygoer Pillows

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Cow Pinatas

Peel poker.

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

"Dammit, Hopkins... It's the fiscal new year!"

"Happy new year!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"Die alone"

Mobile phone in bar asking for a pint of beer

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'It's your little son complaining about the babysitter's noisy party!'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

"Why - do I LOOK absorbent?"

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

'You opened it five hours ago. If it breathes any more, it's going to hyperventilate.'

Crater Lake Annual Yogurt Guzzle! This year's flavor: Raspberry Marijuana.

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

'Honey, the guests are almost here and I just realized we don't have enough food. Do you have any suggestions of what they could eat?'

'Hi. I'm Major Fixer-Upper.'

A sign in the front window of a bookstore says "Meet the Pope 2 p.m."

Castaways at Christmas

"I haven't read it yet, but I've downloaded it from the Internet."

A Redneck Christmas

This party better be good. I even had to wash my face!

In the Conversation Pit of Hell.

"Ah – the good, the bad, and the god-awful."

'...46 and still have Principles...'

"Since we don't do payback dinners, how does eighty bucks sound for the reasonably decent evening I think we've all had?"

"Cool! I just scored us tickets to the next Leveraged Buyout-A-Palooza!"