Surprise Party Enthusiast Pillows

Surprise!

Crash Test Dummy Surprise Birthday Parties.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Cow Pinatas

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

Canape?

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

All dressed up and no place to go

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.