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"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

A man looks up at the earth

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Malty tasking.'