Surprise Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I told you. This is NOT a good age to throw a surprise birthday.'

Surprise Party

"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

Birthday Surprise.

'Anyone order something from Amazon?'

'I have been chosen but I don't know what for!'

'Well, I'd say she was surprised.'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"The next time I ask you what you want for dinner don't say, 'surprise me'."

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Chess board trap door.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Tuna Surprise $4.95. You have to admit - he's pretty surprising!

"Hi Mom!"

"Nope. Guess again."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Surpr-i-i-i-i-i-se!!!'

Surprise is the key to success.

'You've done something terrible to the car, haven't you, dear?'

A mouse pops out of a toaster

"What do you reckon THAT is?"

'The Birthday boy's home darling. Now what's this big surprise you little minx?'

"You've got a new boyfriend - mummy has too!"

This is classical in hiring: she's trying to unsettle the candidate to find out how he reacts point blank to the unexpected.

Mother's Day surprise.

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

Happy Birthday!

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"It was to be a quiet wedding but her husband found out...."

"He's never won a tenner on the lottery before!"

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"