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"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"

'I have been chosen but I don't know what for!'

'Well, I'd say she was surprised.'

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"The next time I ask you what you want for dinner don't say, 'surprise me'."

Chess board trap door.

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Hi Mom!"

"Nope. Guess again."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Surpr-i-i-i-i-i-se!!!'

Surprise is the key to success.

'You've done something terrible to the car, haven't you, dear?'

A mouse pops out of a toaster

"What do you reckon THAT is?"

'The Birthday boy's home darling. Now what's this big surprise you little minx?'

"You've got a new boyfriend - mummy has too!"

This is classical in hiring: she's trying to unsettle the candidate to find out how he reacts point blank to the unexpected.

'You know there were 7,184 waves yesterday. That's just slightly more than usual. I think that's one of my favorite things about island life, there's always a surprise round the corner. What's your favorite thing, Ed?'

Happy Birthday!

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

"It was to be a quiet wedding but her husband found out...."

"He's never won a tenner on the lottery before!"

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Ted discovers that the Devil he knows is as full of surprises as the Devil he doesn't know.

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"Hi honey, we're home!..."

Cat gets a Mouse-in-the-Box.

"I've got a bullet-pointed list of the ways I'd like you to surprise me."

"What a nice surprise!"

"Surprise!"