Unexpected Surprise Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Mum, Dad - I've got a shock for you: I'm pregnant."

"Woah - random!"

'I found the termites!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Surprise!"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woof"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"Hi, Timmy. It's Lassie. She's stuck in the well again."

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

'Well, on the bright side, we DID manage to keep it a surprise.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

The disgusting, embarrassing sound of a whoopie cushion...

Happy Birthday MUM!

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

Snickle's Trapdoor Factory.

Genie in a trash can.