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'Oh my God! Ronny, come quick! It's an abandoned coal mine!'

'Don't worry... Buster's always digging-up something or other!'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

"A possible eureka."

Bureau of Missing Persons

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"Woof"

"Woah - random!"

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

"I get the feeling you're still keeping a lot of yourself inside."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

"I'm desperate to have an inner child of my own."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

The laws of physics are the same everywhere - illustrated by Newton's apple affected by gravity

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'