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"Isn't that your ex wife?"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Crime Writer's Society.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Bayonne Festival

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

"Happy Christmas!"

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

The cops figured it was an inside job. Or an outside job.

"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"

"And to think we started as a book club."

"Do you think they can tell we're from the future?"

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

The Grim Peeper.

Hippo on helipad.

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

"And do you, Jane, take Hank or the mystery box your mother is holding?"

"I always feel like I'm missing something."

Cake Girl

Magician's trick

'Am I the only one who's uneasy about this?'

'Am I the only one who's uneasy about this?'

"He made it! Wait ... Tom has legs?!"

Man collects parcel nude as he has just woken up.