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Deer bursts out of cake at hunting party.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The devil you know and his plus one

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

Peel poker.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

A Woman Holding Canapes

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Prosecco

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

King and Jester

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

PIna Colada

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Pint

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Prosecco

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."