Surprise Party Lover Mugs

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The devil you know and his plus one

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

A Woman Holding Canapes

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Prosecco

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

King and Jester

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

PIna Colada

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Join me in a Caiprinha!

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Prosecco

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Pint

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar