Party Surprise Enthusiast T-Shirts

"... and this one is for – oh, for heaven’s sake – this isn’t my uniform!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party Animals.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

"Surprise!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

All dressed up and no place to go

A man looks up at the earth

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Malty tasking.'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.