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Unfortunately, Jack is easily startled....

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Beach con-man.

The devil you know and his plus one

Peel poker.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm learning to let go and have fun."

Stag night high jinks.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"The party was a total surprise! Everybody jumped out and screamed 'Happy Birthday' just as I was licking my balls!"

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Die alone"

Cow's Surprise Party.

'Did you make a wish?'

Monster Roller Coaster

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

PINATA SURPRISE!

Genie in a trash can.

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'She doesn't know this is a surprise party... so, watch her expression when I tell her I used her eggs in the cake...'

'Dropped my dentures.'

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

The Popup Blocker is Born