Surprise Parties T-Shirts

"Shhh, this will be the best surprise party ever."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Wine Lady

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Join me in a Martini?

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Surprise!"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Party time.

Children's Party

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Sweet surprise.

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

Cinéma Vérité

Mouse with a cat cake.

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Barbecue

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