Mystery Party T-Shirts

Crime Writer's Society.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Face painting by numbers.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"You two seem oddly suited."

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Children's Party

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Tiger Costume

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Snail Man

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

Honey Costume

"Do that again, but cuter."

Masquerade

The Amazing Mr Sausage

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....