Novelty Party Goers T-Shirts

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Knights

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Crime Writer's Society.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Fairy

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'We were going to give you a severance package, but we used it to throw you this retirement party instead.'

Caped Character

70s Night.

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

So glad you could make it!

Penguin Party - 'Formal? Damn it Kevin, you told me it was fancy dress!'