Novelty Party Goers Pillows

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cow Pinatas

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Baloneystini

It's great for pulling the birds!

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Knights

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

"Oh, my, I can tell—everybody in there has read Barbara Tuchman."

Crime Writer's Society.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

The Old Curiosity Shop

Fairy

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

Dang clip ons!

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

Caped Character

'We were going to give you a severance package, but we used it to throw you this retirement party instead.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

70s Night.

Piano-Tuning Bar

So glad you could make it!

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.