Novelty Drinks Pillows

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Baloneystini

Coffee Menu

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

"That's very offensive."

Elton John

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Leaking backpack.

Roadkill Restaurant

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

Hold The Pickles

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

Piano-Tuning Bar

Turkey tries using a trick t-shirt to avoid being selected for dinner.

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

'I thought you said you did ships in bottles.'

Football Drinks

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

Can you make a pink squirrel? Make a pink squirrel do what, exactly?

"Respect man!"

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