Novelty Drink Lover Pillows

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

Baloneystini

'I'm an atheist!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Call me!"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

Whiskey wars

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'