Cool Drink Lover Pillows

Try and stay cool, Y'all

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Whiskey wars

Martini Lovers

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

Join me in a beer?

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell