Classic Drink Lover Pillows

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'I know it's gassy...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart