Classic Drink Lover Gifts

"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Whiskey wars

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"He's one hundred and five years old and I think it's disgusting!"

Sharing Drinks.

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Scotch and soda on a drip.