Historical Drink Enthusiast Pillows

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

You're the botanicals in my gin

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

Swells - Men's Fashion

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

This castle manager job better be for real.

Whiskey wars

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'The Fashionable Mamma, or The Convenience of Modern Dress'

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.