Novelty Drink Lover Mugs

Can you make a pink squirrel? Make a pink squirrel do what, exactly?

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Baloneystini

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'All I said was 'belly up to the bar'.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Call me!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

Sharing Drinks.

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'