Novelty Drinkers Pillows

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Cannonball!'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Useless add-ons.

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

It's great for pulling the birds!

Baloneystini

Mohammad's motors

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Toenail clipping missile.