Novelty Drink Lovers Pillows

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Baloneystini

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I'm an atheist!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Coffee Menu

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."