Novelty Drink Lovers T-Shirts

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Baloneystini

'I'm an atheist!'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Coffee Menu

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Whiskey wars

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Sharing Drinks.

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."