Novelty Drinkware Lover Pillows

Football Drinks

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Baloneystini

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

Drinking Hats

"We need two crates of lager and a bottle of scotch."

"Wine goes straight to my head."

Beauty shop

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Should We All Go To The Movies?

"Oh my Gosh...I nearly sheeped my pants."

'You are here' T-shirt,

Can you make a pink squirrel? Make a pink squirrel do what, exactly?

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

'I'll be honest it has a few flaws...'

'Will the lady be coming back, Sir? She hasn't finished her drink.'

Frank & Ernie's St. Patrick's Day Special: Irish Stew with Chili Beans. What's this dish called? "Chili Con Blarney".

Action Re-Drink

Try and stay cool, Y'all

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"