Novelty Drinks Prints

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

TASTES LIKE... Bob's Buffalo Chicken

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Baloneystini

"That's very offensive."

Coffee Menu

Roadkill Restaurant

Leaking backpack.

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Rats! It doesn't work...but why?? Why??!!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Hold The Pickles

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Fakirs uses a back scratcher.

Frank Loved Bubblewrap

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Piano-Tuning Bar

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Football Drinks

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"Respect man!"

Trendy new La Croix flavors

Clean underwear for sale.

Acme quick sand

"F*ck off."