Trendy Drinks Prints

"That's very offensive."

Pina Coladas

Rap music

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Spontaneous Kombucha

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

PIna Colada

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Coffee Menu

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

Can I get you another coffee?

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Welcome Back.

Pop up hell

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

Try and stay cool, Y'all

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

Whatever.

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

What?… (No caption. One viking drinks a tropical drink from a fruity cup, while other vikings drink grog from mugs.)

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

It was an unlikely relationship from the beginning and doomed to failure once the novelty wore off."