Trendy Drinks Prints

"That's very offensive."

Pina Coladas

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Rap music

Spontaneous Kombucha

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

PIna Colada

Coffee Menu

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Let's face it, if we were getting any customers they'd have been here by now."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"Herbert, don't! This is a gourmet coffee shop! You order instant de-caf and there's going to be trouble!"

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

Can I get you another coffee?

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

Wine Bar, "Am I not the most fashionable lounge lizard about town ?"

Welcome Back.

Pop up hell

"Knees peeking out of jeans are sexy, but what would you know?"

'Titanic cocktail.' 'Where's the icecube?'

Try and stay cool, Y'all

Whatever.

"I prefer my pineapples in Colada form."

'Dogs Home is it, mate?'

"I knew it was time to get dark and edgy way before 'Batman' and 'Twin Peaks.'"

It was an unlikely relationship from the beginning and doomed to failure once the novelty wore off."

'Who's the bastard, who started putting a lemon in bottle of beer.'