Novelty Beverage Explorer Prints

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Wine taster with mineral water

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Wine of the Day Club

Anton's Bar and Grill

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Hold The Pickles

Dutch Courage

"Punch Drunk"

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Grinds

'I hate making decisions - just bring me a bottle of each.'

"Space travel might seem routine to you Monkeys, but for me, it's the first time!"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'I'm seizing the day.'

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

Cocktails and Beer

the Lesser-known Nogs

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'Do you have any coffee?'

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board