Novelty Hour Enthusiasts Pillows

'Trump Free Hour 4-7'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Call me!"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Now what?!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Bumper Limos

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Casual skydiving.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"