Novelty Hour Enthusiasts Mugs

'Trump Free Hour 4-7'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

It's great for pulling the birds!

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

'The only problem is they're glued together. So I can't see the watch...or change the dead calculator batteries, but it's guaranteed for life...'

"Call me!"

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

'Now what?!'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

Speed Bump Ahead.

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Bumper Limos

The Old Curiosity Shop

Casual skydiving.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

Thinks Bob: At last, the most practical house pet since the goldfish.

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"He must like you. He wants you to share his whoopie cushion."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.