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'He's also been scalped, which suggests to me that the killer may still be in this room.'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Mini Bar

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Crime Writer's Society.

'He's been shot!'

"My bouche was not amused."

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

'Did he say anything before he died?'

Please Leave by 9

'Stick the oven on dear, I picked something up on the way home.'

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

A Good Year.

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

The Butlers Ball.

'Higgins, gardening is pretty simple. The roses love champagne, the rhododendrons prefer gin tonic, the birch trees are crazy for single malt and the lawn could kill for a good chardonnay.'

Potato killed husband and made potato chips.

'Now a lot of people throw the wax away, but if you can get yourself a can of Cheez Whiz, you can have fancy treats all night long!'

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

"Harold is demonstrating his string theory!"

Monster Roller Coaster

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.